Roughneck Grace: Farmer Yoga, Creeping Codgerism, Apple Golf, and Other Brief Essays from on and off the Back Forty
by Michael Perry
Wisconsin Historical Society Press, 2016 Paper: 978-0-87020-812-6 | eISBN: 978-0-87020-813-3 Library of Congress Classification AC8.5.P47 2016 Dewey Decimal Classification 814.6
ABOUT THIS BOOK | AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY | REVIEWS | TOC
ABOUT THIS BOOK
New York Times bestselling author, humorist, and newspaper columnist Michael Perry returns with a new collection of bite-sized essays from his Sunday Wisconsin State Journal column, “Roughneck Grace.” Perry’s perspectives on everything from cleaning the chicken coop to sharing a New York City elevator with supermodels will have you snorting with laughter on one page, blinking back tears on the next, and--no matter your zip code--nodding in recognition throughout.
AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY
Michael Perry is the author of numerous books including Population: 485 and the NewYork Times bestseller Visiting Tom. His live humor recordings include Never Stand behind a Sneezing Cow and The Clodhopper Monologues. He lives in rural Wisconsin with his wife and daughters and is privileged to serve as a first responder with the local fire department. He can be found online at www.sneezingcow.com.
REVIEWS
Michael Perry is, of course, a treasure. His memoirs, essays, and now fiction ("The Jesus Cow") too, all use his hard-earned perceptiveness and gift for colorful clarity in chronicling modern midwestern life, with its messes and chaos, yes, but its quiet reflections as well. "Roughneck Grace" collects his newspaper columns of the same name - each a little nugget of thoughtfulness, humor, and the occasional stumble into wisdom. Mike mines his own incompetence (which runs "rich, wide, and deep" according to one column), but most often you'll be reminded that you'd be lucky to have such a decent fellow as your neighbor or friend, and that Grace, received or given is what matters most." (John Christensen, Arcadia Books, Spring Green,WI)
[Perry’s] essays inspire a lot of collective nodding – like the first time he saw the Packers on a flat-screen – and also many laughs. You can’t help but chuckle when he describes a yoga studio that caters to farmers or misses a deer while hunting because he’s reading Poets & Writers. “Writing is a privilege,” Perry says, and he uses his column “as a mirror to see how I’m measuring up.” Our only grievance: These two-page stories will leave you wanting more. (Kristine Hansen, Milwaukee Magazine, Oct. 19, 2016)
“The pieces chosen for his new essay collection, Roughneck Grace: Farmer Yoga, Creeping Codgerism, Apple Golf and Other Brief Essays from On and Off the Back Forty (Wisconsin Historical Society Press), serve as a compelling reminder of Perry’s subtle wit, charm and predilection for nature, family and friends. That may sound a bit sappy, but that’s okay. In a world in which 140 characters count as “writing,” Perry’s thoughtful and sensitive prose provides the authentic perspective of a 50-something man with one steel-toed boot planted firmly in nostalgia and the other in an ever-changing present. (Michael Popke, Isthmus, Oct. 6, 2016)
Roughneck Grace: Farmer Yoga, Creeping Codgerism, Apple Golf, and Other Brief Essays from on and off the Back Forty
by Michael Perry
Wisconsin Historical Society Press, 2016 Paper: 978-0-87020-812-6 eISBN: 978-0-87020-813-3
New York Times bestselling author, humorist, and newspaper columnist Michael Perry returns with a new collection of bite-sized essays from his Sunday Wisconsin State Journal column, “Roughneck Grace.” Perry’s perspectives on everything from cleaning the chicken coop to sharing a New York City elevator with supermodels will have you snorting with laughter on one page, blinking back tears on the next, and--no matter your zip code--nodding in recognition throughout.
AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY
Michael Perry is the author of numerous books including Population: 485 and the NewYork Times bestseller Visiting Tom. His live humor recordings include Never Stand behind a Sneezing Cow and The Clodhopper Monologues. He lives in rural Wisconsin with his wife and daughters and is privileged to serve as a first responder with the local fire department. He can be found online at www.sneezingcow.com.
REVIEWS
Michael Perry is, of course, a treasure. His memoirs, essays, and now fiction ("The Jesus Cow") too, all use his hard-earned perceptiveness and gift for colorful clarity in chronicling modern midwestern life, with its messes and chaos, yes, but its quiet reflections as well. "Roughneck Grace" collects his newspaper columns of the same name - each a little nugget of thoughtfulness, humor, and the occasional stumble into wisdom. Mike mines his own incompetence (which runs "rich, wide, and deep" according to one column), but most often you'll be reminded that you'd be lucky to have such a decent fellow as your neighbor or friend, and that Grace, received or given is what matters most." (John Christensen, Arcadia Books, Spring Green,WI)
[Perry’s] essays inspire a lot of collective nodding – like the first time he saw the Packers on a flat-screen – and also many laughs. You can’t help but chuckle when he describes a yoga studio that caters to farmers or misses a deer while hunting because he’s reading Poets & Writers. “Writing is a privilege,” Perry says, and he uses his column “as a mirror to see how I’m measuring up.” Our only grievance: These two-page stories will leave you wanting more. (Kristine Hansen, Milwaukee Magazine, Oct. 19, 2016)
“The pieces chosen for his new essay collection, Roughneck Grace: Farmer Yoga, Creeping Codgerism, Apple Golf and Other Brief Essays from On and Off the Back Forty (Wisconsin Historical Society Press), serve as a compelling reminder of Perry’s subtle wit, charm and predilection for nature, family and friends. That may sound a bit sappy, but that’s okay. In a world in which 140 characters count as “writing,” Perry’s thoughtful and sensitive prose provides the authentic perspective of a 50-something man with one steel-toed boot planted firmly in nostalgia and the other in an ever-changing present. (Michael Popke, Isthmus, Oct. 6, 2016)
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Contents
Introduction
Home
Missing the Pigs
Slippers
Relativity
Turkey in a Deer Stand
Subzero
Still Life with Tire Swing
Brain Freeze
White Pine Down
Real Winter
Spring Melt
Making the Most out of Moles
Pheasant Love
Fixing Up the Coop
Easter
Deer Reunion
Hayseed
Bad Luck, Good Laughs
Trimming Trees
Mower Maintenance
Zerk
“Okay”
Cat- a- Frat
Time to Read
Road
Rolling Along
Ducking Fame
Model Behavior
Up in the Air
Country Boy in the City
Road Trip
On the Road Again
Visiting an Old Boss
Home Again
Spring Color Tour
Facts and Fanticies
Island Life
Creeping Codgerism
Selfie Stick
Imperfect
Cold Character
Yoga Branding
Orthodontist
Dishwasher
Doorman
Peak Walter Mitty
Found It
Fixing the Tubeless Tire
Tape Measure Story
Freelance Sniffer
Busted
Traffic Rap
Old Cop, New Cop
Court Date
Driverless Cars
F. Scott Fitzgerald Test
Gotta Go Work Out
Not a Logger
No Better Angel
Pitching a Fit
Mudded Up
Friends and Relations
Keep Your Head Warm
Tio Miguel
Jed Calling
Class Reunion
First Responders
My Friend Jaime
Gone Fishing
The Way the Story Goes
Mom on Book Tour
Resurrecting Grandpa’s Voice
Revisiting Tom
Old Way out of Town
Godfather
Getting Laced
Fire Call
Apple Golf
Shooting the Breeze
Sledding Party
Appreciation
The Blind Boys
Working with Musicians
Remembering Ben Logan
Tasting Poetry
The Least Rap- Like Cat in the House
Meditation Squirrel
Montaigne and Me
The Septic Tank Guy
Prince
Robin’s- Egg Blue
App- Happy
Francis and the Heat Lightning
Transcendence from the Discount Bin
Sammi on Repeat
With Open Ears
The Big Blue Tent
Baseball, Briefly
So Long Summer
Going for a Run
Out in the Cold
The Way Things Are
Gratitude
Acknowledgments
About the Author
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