What we have here is another mighty slim volume from Michael Feldman, best known (when known at all) for his public radio show "Whad'ya Know" (sic). Feldman, who spouts off about things he knows "not much" about weekly, here writes them down:
    · how to get your own radio show and what you can do with it once you do
    · paranoia
    · marriage (or as Feldman likes to refer to it, "a long-term bad relationship")
    · Hitler
    · SUVs
    · child-rearing (although it sounds like it's the author who is being reared)
    · a number of short pieces on places he and his crew have visited for their "remote possibilities" 
    · more references to "gentiles" than absolutely necessary (seems to be an issue for Feldman, although he is tickled with the 
        notion that, to a Mormon, he is one)
    · some attempts to misrepresent scientific or social research for humorous purposes
    · many personal revelations that prove the examined life is not necessarily worth living either
    · and pages and pages of fluff.

Mr. Feldman has not been compared, to our knowledge, to S. J. Perlman.

But here is some of what Michael Feldman says in Something I Said:
"The paranoid no longer is: paranoia has outlived its usefulness when everybody is out to get us."

"Take the phrase 'no problem': I can use it, although it is the very opposite of my two-word world view ('Nothing works')."

"Whatever latitude beauty may have in the eye of the beholder, funny is not readily apparent to all, and, who knows, they may be right. More importantly, they may be bigger."

Includes a music CD by Michael Feldman and John Sieger.

<table of contents, p. vii>
Contents
Acknowledgments	000
Introduction	000
I. A House of a Guy's Own
	1. A House of a Guy's Own	000
	2. A Walk on the Mild Side	000
	3. Feldman's Best Friend	000
	4. Gentile Like Me	000
	5. Apologia pro Vita Herring	000
	6. Mad Mike	000
	7. The Nondescript Charm of the Bourgeoisie	000
	8. Italian Vacation	000
II. Breeding in Captivity
	9. Leave No Parent Behind	000
	10. Runaway	000
	11. Is This My Day On?	000
	12. My Daughter Says Hello	000
	13. Nora Has a Problem	000
	14. Kinder, Not Gentler, Garten	000
	15. The Guinness Method	000
	16. My Religious Instruction	000
	17. Sometimes a Great Ape	000
	18. Home Alone	000
	19. Jews Close Lower in Light Trading	000
	20. Don't Kazaa for Me, Argentina	000
	21. A Death in the Family	000
	22. Freaky Weeky	000
	23. Cassandra	000
	24. My Parents Smoke Pot	000
III. A Personality
	25. Fame (I'm Gonna Live Forever)	000
	26. How to Get into Radio	000
	27. Whad'ya Know?	000
	28. Michael Feldman Discovered America In . . .	000
	29. Fan Base	000
	30. This Is Television	000
IV. Because I Live Here
	31. Coin of Our Realm	000
	32. The Midwest: Where Is It?	000
	33. Moo-Yah! An Editorial	000
	34. Minnesota Man Fakes Death	000
	35. (Still) One Big Individual	000
	36. Mourning Becomes DuWayne	000
	37. Mad-Is-One	000
V. Feldmanity
	38. My Manhood	000
	39. 1965	000
	40. Foundling, at Fifty	000
	41. A Feldman Is	000
	42. This Far Apart	000
	43. Anglos in America	000
VI. I Was Just Thinking
	44. Paranoid's Paradise	000
	45. A Little Hitler	000
	46. Barney Google	000
	47. Letters from the Milky Way	000
	48. Baby Boomers Go Boom!	000
	49. What Crisis?	000
	50. Why I've Got a Loverly Bunch of Coconuts	000
	51. My Life: The Musical	000
	52. Fathers and Sons	000
	53. Making the World Safe for -Ocracy	000
	54. The Moving Mouth, Having Spoke, Moves On	000
	55. Afterword: The Secret of Life Revealed	000




Library of Congress Subject Headings for this publication: American wit and humor

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